Nothin’ more powerful than the collision of two awesome ladies, and I just happened to luck out by being the recipient of their collective choosins. Because my intellectual curiosities can likely never be silenced or sated, I reached out for some musicals. I’m sure I’ve said it before, but the genre has never really been my bag, aside from the animated romps Walt Disney used to feed us. In order to edify myself, I reached out to Misses Cleo and Grace for their recommendations, and the result this time ’round was a set of four, all from Miss Cleo’s shelves, but two of them also came from the list compiled by the Good Miss Grace. Gotta love it when the Venn center works so cleanly, eh?
We begin our tune-filled odyssey with Julie Taymor’s Across the Universe.
Staged as a jukebox musical comprised entirely of Beatles songs, the film tells the tale of a Liverpudlian expat (a reference to John Lennon) in the States looking for his father, finding love, and getting caught up in the craziness that was the late ’60s.
What surprised me most here was the singing acumen of pretty much everyone involved, especially leads Jim Sturgess (who I found out after watching actually has a professional singing career) and Evan Rachel Wood. Unlike plenty of other cinematic musicals, there’s pretty much no spot where some unskilled singer mars the proceedings (*cough*RyanGosling*cough*), allowing the already classic songs to take proper flight.
Thing is, though, many of the songs seem even more shoe-horned-in than others (yeah, nearly all of them seem forced into the narrative for the sake of maintaining the musical aesthetic, but some actually work), occasionally killing the narrative flow. The biggest offender here is “Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!”, a surreal circus-based romp with an out-of-nowhere (and never-to-be-seen-again) Eddie Izzard that serves no purpose but to let Taymor cut loose a bit with her trademark stylistic flourishes.
And it’s Taymor that looks to have let me down the most here. Quite a few sequences feature some flashy colors and interesting choreography, but many of them suffer from odd camera placement and framing that cut most of the visual aspects off, robbing the audience of any potential enjoyment therefrom. For example, “I Want to Hold Your Hand” features some visually enticing moves from cheerleaders and athletes, but they’re almost completely wiped away by the camera’s focus on T. V. Carpio’s Prudence as she walks across a field and into the distance. It made me wonder why they even bothered choreographing things so well if they weren’t gonna show us the end product. Moreover, Taymor’s usual blending and injecting of styles (just watch Titus and you’ll get an idea) isn’t allowed to breathe as much as one might expect, with conventional staging and visuals usually taking precedence. The few spots where her usual stylistics show up are relatively few and far between and often tend toward the overall meaningless.
Still, not everything is as dark as all that. “With a Little Help from My Friends” includes not just the Beatles’ take, but also Joe Cocker’s, a nice little touch. (Plus, Cocker shows up later to contribute to “Come Together”.) Dana Fuchs, cast pretty much entirely due to Taymor taking a liking to her, works well as a Janis Joplin analog, letting her throaty voice rip in “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road” and “Helter Skelter”. And two of the tracks feature some Taymor goodness and quality performances from Joe Anderson: “Happiness Is a Warm Gun” takes a song I was hitherto only marginally familiar with and made it one of the standouts of the whole show (complete with nurses played by Salma Hayek, who, being offered the role of a nurse, rejoined Taymor with “Only one?”), and “I Want You (She’s So Heavy)” brings a full salvo of surrealism and cinematic visual appeal to smack us all in the face in the best way, while simultaneously communicating the oppressive nature of the draft and the harsh conformity of the military.
The acting was mostly solid (though I still don’t buy Sturgess as a leading man), the script is fine, and the overall feel just plain works. Sure, there are spots where I felt the songs just showed up to be songs in a musical, but the atmosphere is fun, and it’s hard to fully miss when you hedge your bets with the Beatles. Not a bad start to this quad-feature, really.
We move on to Evita.
Oh, we’ve got a doozy here. Like Phantom way back when, this is an adaptation of an Andrew Lloyd Webber stage show, with lyrics by Lion King writer Tim Rice. (Funnily enough, Oliver Stone is given a writing credit, as he had had his heart set on making a film on the same subject matter, but he didn’t actually contribute to the script at all.) The story follows the rise of Eva Duarte, an aspiring actress who wound up marrying Juan Peron, soon-to-be president of Argentina. Not just the ego-stroke I imagined it to be, the film actually lets some dirt remain on Eva’s shoulders, portraying her early days as a steady climb up the social and professional ladders, each rung corresponding to a romantic/sexual conquest with convenient perquisites. When in power, she’s shown as a philanthropist, a socialist entrepreneur of sorts, backing charities and funds and whatnot, though she’s never above reproach: calls of “whore” and accusations of figureheading. Still, there’s plenty of adulation to go around, especially following her untimely death at the merciless hands of uterine cancer, basically ensuring her martyric enshrinement amongst the Argentine masses.
So, I’m gonna dispense with any discussion of historical/historiographical accuracy, as my knowledge of twentieth-century South American politics is pretty damn shallow. I will say that Eva Peron remains a cultural touchstone in Argentina, with enough belovedness to make Madonna’s casting cause a minor stir there. In fact, Madonna had to persuade the filmmakers to cast her via a long letter comparing her rise to fame with Eva’s. Her casting also resulted in the music’s keys being lowered to suit Madonna’s somewhat limited vocal range, thus altering the sound from its original state.
As far as acting goes, Madonna probably had by far her best role here and delivered a performance to match. Her facial expressions are great, her moods appropriate, and her singing is mostly damn fine. The strangely-cast Jonathan Pryce, not known for his pipes, actually holds his own here against the pop star, though he’s hardly memorable. Antonio Banderas similarly rises to the occasion, the only lead performer to actually sport an accent close to Argentine. His performance here makes me scoff at those who would later bemoan his initial casting as Erik in Phantom.
Despite these performances, though, the film as a whole didn’t do much for me. Much of this stems from Webber’s influence, but we’ll get to that momentarily. I think much of my problem here beside had to do with the cinematography. Y’see, everything has this veneer of dust on it, a layer of gray-brown that never subsides, never lets the underlying colors reach the heights the sounds do. This is Latin America, dammit, let the colors sing! This is all the more unfathomable considering the DoP is Darius Khondji, a veteran who’s worked with David Fincher (Seven, Panic Room), Jean-Pierre Jeunet (Delicatessen, The City of Lost Children, Alien: Resurrection), and has done stunning work on My Blueberry Nights, The Lost City of Z, and even Lady GaGa’s video for “Marry the Night” (possibly my favorite song of hers, by the by). All of this makes it all the more astonishing to me that, of all of his films, Evita was the one to net him quite a bit of hardware and nods, including an Oscar nomination. The mind boggles.
But not as much as when it tries to rationalize the decisions made by Webber. Like in Phantom, he begins things with a jarring blare, this time not with an organ but an electric guitar riff (kinda similar to the one that nearly made the song “The Phantom of the Opera” top over due to silliness). This sonic boom, decidedly Guile-less (tee-hee), rolls into a sordid assortment of musical styles that just plain don’t work together. There’s rock, tango, ballad, soft jazz, even generic showtunes; only occasionally do things actually reflect the Latin American surroundings. Then there’s the decision to have nearly no spoken dialogue. In other cases, this would be fine, but here, plenty of things just don’t work, like the line regarding Eva’s distaste for the middle classes (which is just a garbage line in general, but it’s made all the worse with the forced “tune”). Sure, this is a remnant of the musical’s origins as a concept album in the ’70s, but still. This also bleeds into another issue, that of repetition. Quite a few melodies and themes are recycled throughout the show (namely that of “Oh, What a Circus” and “Buenos Aires”). This isn’t always an issue, especially when motifs are linked in this manner, but here it just reeks of laziness and recycling. And then there’s the little things: Some spurts of bombastic instrumentation (a Webber hallmark, it would seem) drown out the singing, large choruses make lyrics hard to understand, and the perennial chant of “Peron! Peron!” just kept reminding me of an impending Jaws attack in the choral sea.
If pressed, I’d have to say the highlight of the film for me was “Goodnight and Thank You”. The song encapsulates Eva’s rise via romantic convenience by trotting out beau after beau and routinely kicking them to the curb in turn. It’s jaunty, it fits the necessarily montage nature of the scene, and shows character without pausing action and over-expositing. Take notes, other numbers, especially those featuring Banderas’ omnipresent Che, which wind up just telling us what’s happening flat out.
This film just wasn’t for me. I can’t call it out-and-out bad, just underwhelming. For better, slightly more insightful takes on it given their respective relative expertise with the genre and material, see the following videos from Paw Dugan and Todd in the Shadows:
From one staging of problematic history to another, we move along to Hairspray. But, before I went into the musical version from 2007, I wanted to see where things began, so I first tackled John Waters’s original from 1988.
Set in 1962 Baltimore, the story follows “pleasantly plump” Tracy Turnblad as she endeavors to find happiness on a popular local dance show (think American Bandstand). Once there, she finds true love, runs afoul of a rival dancer, and gets embroiled in the hotly-simmering race politics of the era.
It’s a surprisingly fun and breezy little picture, though the music is entirely done by real-life bands, not in-universe characters (save one number by a phony band). Plenty of period dances populate the proceedings, including the Mashed Potato, the Twist, and Limbo Rock (gotta love that Chubby Checker, folks). The signature brand of kitsch Waters is known for is dripping from the rafters here, with only minor smatterings of the surreality that underline Pink Flamingos and even Cry Baby. Instead, this is a straighter take on the latter with a focus on race relations and acceptance through music.
The cast is superb: Ricki Lake shines as Tracy; her parents, played by Jerry Stiller and Divine (who also pulls double duty as the television exec), are surprisingly not all that obnoxious, but rather funny and even heartfelt; Colleen Fitzpatrick (you may know her better by her future sobriquet Vitamin C) pulls some heavy bitchy lifting as Tracy’s rival Amber von Tussle, and her parents, played by Sonny Bono and Debbie Harry, provide some comically mustache-twisting stage-mom-style support; hell even bit beatnik parts are well-delivered by Ric Ocasek and Pia Zadora. Waters himself makes a cameo as a psychiatrist pulled in to “treat” Tracy’s best friend Penny’s affinity for black folks.
Things don’t stand quite as rosy nineteen years later, though…
Now, this isn’t just a musical remake of the Waters picture. Like The Producers before it, Hairspray found itself adapted to the Broadway stage, by the same team that brought us the Catch Me If You Can adaptation. From there, the show was then adapted to the screen under the direction of studio hack Adam Shankman, whose previous credits include Cheaper by the Dozen 2, The Pacifier, Bedtime Stories, and a few episodes of Glee.
On the surface, the casting seemed mostly spot-on: no problems with Michelle Pfeiffer replacing Debbie Harry, Christopher Walken replacing Jerry Stiller, Elijah Kelley replacing Clayton Prince as Penny’s beau Seaweed, Zac Efron replacing Michael St. Gerard (of course that’s his name!) as Tracy’s beau, or Allison Janney replacing Joann Havrilla as Penny’s overbearing mother. Further, Brittany Snow seemed like the perfect replacement for Vitamin C, and ostensibly Amanda Bynes looked perfect for the new Penny. James Marsden as the new Corny Collins, the host of the dance show, left me lukewarm, but that’s just me being generally lukewarm on the guy (I know, I should stop), and I knew nothing of Nicki Blonski, the new Tracy, so I just waited to see. The biggest red flag was John Travolta replacing Divine, and, boy-howdy, did that red flag fly true!
Travolta is at his most obnoxious and least likeable here, even with Battlefield Earth and Moment by Moment entering into the calculus. His nigh-Minnesotan affectation set amidst a poorly up-pitched voice grate with every line, and his attempts at being “womanly” make me wanna apologize to both the entire female gender and the entire drag community. Divine brought some campy personality to the role; Travolta played up the drag joke without actually trying to be a good character.
Beyond that gaping black hole, the film suffers from a number of other setbacks. First, it serves as an example of how not to write musical numbers, leaning on show-halting exposition or needless padding. For example, like many musicals, this one chooses to begin with a setting-the-stage song, in this case “Good Morning Baltimore”, that serves no purpose but to kick things off with music. It doesn’t tell us much of anything, save that Tracy is a sunny person and that she lives in Baltimore. Similar pointlessness can be found in “It’s Hairspray” and “Ladies’ Choice”. Second, there were some massive changes made to the original that don’t make much sense to me. Amber’s father is written out altogether (take that, Sonny!), and, strangely, her mother is made producer of the Corny Collins Show (take that, Mink Stole…I guess…). This needlessly expands the character’s antagonistic role, one that now even involves her trying to break up the Turnblads’ marriage in order to stick it to Tracy. Penny, meanwhile, is robbed of any of her character, leaving her a strangely animate husk. Granted, her character wasn’t much, relegated to a slightly ditzy sidekick for Tracy, but she had some personality. You’d think casting Bynes for the role would continue this, what with her work on All That and The Amanda Show (not to mention the fact that she’s sorta/kinda actually crazy), but instead she’s pushed even further into the background. Hell, even changing her candy of choice from fireball (or sourball, it’s hard to tell) to sucker doesn’t work, betraying her usual compulsive oral fixation for something rather mundane. Her mother is also oddly kept quiet and boring, leaving Allison Janney with almost nothing to do, despite the fact that two decades ago she was trying to hypnotize and place her daughter into a straight jacket just for fraternizing with the black folks. Events are shifted in the timeline or taken out altogether, and the overall feel of the piece is completely changed from the original, leaving behind the fun kitsch for an overblown schtick that just doesn’t work on-screen, much like the aforementioned screen adaptation of the Producers Broadway show. Finally, the direction and choreography are dull and uninteresting, exactly what you’d expect from a hack like Shankman. Sure, Waters cameos here, but his vision is far afield from what’s been done here, sadly.
For a bit of positivity, I liked “Welcome to the Sixties”, which took a minor line from the original and stretched it into a character-building musical number that actually worked.
Honestly, though, this film irked me throughout, and had I not been pulled away to do something I would’ve finished it, albeit in minor distress. It hurt to watch, and I wasn’t even familiar with the source material until just before viewing it. I can only imagine how die-hard fans of the Waters film felt about this one…
But we shan’t tarry on imagining long, ’cause we’ve gotta sing in the rain, kids!
I know, I know, how have I not yet seen Singin’ in the Rain? I’ve seen the iconic scene from A Clockwork Orange, though I know that don’t count. I’ve also seen plenty of documentaries and list shows dangle Gene Kelly from a lamppost, but the context has always eluded me. Until now.
The story here centers on silent actors Gene Kelly and Jean Hagen, a team/item not unlike Bogie and Bacall back in the day. It seems their industry is changing, shifting from silence to sound, and they need to adapt. Aw gee, though, Hagen’s got a terrible voice and affectation, it just doesn’t go with the medium at all. Luckily, Kelly has run afoul of Debbie Reynolds, a young actress looking to make it big with a strong voice and plenty of chutzpah. They contrive a plan to sync Debbie’s voice with Hagen’s acting, but things don’t quite go according to plan.
Honestly, I don’t have much to say here. This thing is just fun and entertaining in general. Now, there’s the usual sappy song and overlong dance number, but I take those as hazards of the time and genre, and there aren’t too many here. For me, the standout number – and the biggest potential missed opportunity for the production – is “Make ‘Em Laugh”, a mighty vaudeville-inspired number performed by Donald O’Connor. It’s a majestic series of physical jokes, concluding with somersaults off of walls (a feat which left the chain-smoking O’Connor bed-ridden or even hospitalized (depending on the source) afterward…and he had to do it twice, as the original take was destroyed by fire). It’s great, but the whole time I was thinking to myself, “Why not cast Danny Kaye here?” Yeah, I know, I’m too much of a Danny Kaye fan, but that scene is so up his alley that it makes me wonder why is isn’t in the role. O’Connor does very well, but Kaye’s speed and rubber face would have amped it up just enough to make it shine like Tori Vega.
This was a fun ride and a much-need palate-cleanser after Hairspray. If you haven’t seen it, go and see it, it’s earned its reputation, believe you me.
Whew! What a mouthful! Though there was a good amount of stumbling here, I remain steadfast in my endeavor to delve deeper into the musical world. I mean, my anime experiments have gone exceedingly well thus far, so there’s no reason that musicals should be any different, right? And I don’t think Ma’am’selles Cleo and Grace will let me fail too spectacularly, anyway. More to come…